(Funny duet between myself and MsTranquility)

Don’t be a Dick

Grow up real quick

Don’t be a Dick

You’re nobody’s first pick

Don’t be a Dick

Or I’ll clonk you with a brick

Don’t be a Dick

You aren’t very thick

Don’t be a Dick

Sneaking out all slick

Don’t be a Dick

My Daddy’s gonna dropkick

Don’t be a Dick

Or catch a nasty tick

Don’t be a Dick

And get your stick sick

Don’t be a Dick

Bangin’ another chick

Don’t be a Dick

Bringing home your new trick

Don’t be a Dick

You fornicating lunatic

Don’t be a Dick

An STD came with that lick

Don’t be a Dick

You dirty ol’ hick

Don’t be a Dick

Before you get an ass kick

Don’t be a Dick

You stupid little prick

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